True Stories On The Internet That Absolutely Happened, 100% No Doubt [Blink]

If you’ve ever been drunk in your entire life, you’d probably know how it feels to be unable to walk in straight lines. People in this state usually go for hilarious pranks that don’t need much preparation and willpower- just pure fun. But for this poster, it seems that their drunken pranks look a little different from everyone else.

How did the roommate get on every condiment and put on pairs of googly eyes ever perfectly? He even did it without breaking at least one glass? Not to mention, he didn’t make any loud sound to wake up his roommate. That’s real talent or perhaps it’s just one of the magical stories on the internet that never happened. I don’t know…