Officer, We Have A Situation
I’m not gonna lie, this has me laughing as well. The situation makes so much sense. Imagine being an officer and running up to a dad with likely a minor offense. And then you hear that his child needs to go. You probably just won’t think much about it. The last interaction in the bathroom, though, is quite questionable. Can a 4-year-old actually know that?
Kids almost always have to go to the bathroom so that excuse was A+. It was both realistic, sweet, and cringey enough for any cop to let you go. I mean if a child has got to go, you know he has got to go. The only thing that’s keeping me from believing this is the fact that we’re supposed to believe a 4-year-old planned all this and even laughed with his old man in the comfort room.