True Stories On The Internet That Absolutely Happened, 100% No Doubt [Blink]

I mean, I feel for you. I’ve had countless experiences of people using their phones at a movie theater and it annoys the heck out of me. I also imagined humiliating those people as much as I can so they can learn their lessons. But all those thoughts remained that- imaginations. So, put a finger down if you think this satisfying narrative, no matter how good it is, didn’t really happen.

For one, I don’t believe the entire audience would cheer on you for being rude. Second, it’s highly possible that you’ll get kicked out of the movie theater for doing that to a paying customer. So, yeah, busted! Plus point for having a cat as your profile picture, though. We still forgive you all thanks to that orange fluff.