True Stories On The Internet That Absolutely Happened, 100% No Doubt [Blink]

I spy with my little eye something someone sharp and made of graphite. Boy, you better talk to your girl best friend because there’s no way she can give that letter without writing it. Either someone got played or this didn’t happen at all. It’s time to connect the dots.

If your friend ever truly got zero, know for a fact that it’s definitely not because she didn’t have anything to write with. Other than that, I’m also sort of questioning the merit of this story itself. Why didn’t he open the note until after class in the first place? The friend didn’t do any other effort to borrow a pen or pencil? What do you think?