True Stories On The Internet That Absolutely Happened, 100% No Doubt [Blink]

I told my boyfriend last night that I’m tired of living on this planet. I woke up the next morning unable to recognize the place where I’m at. Turns out he booked the earliest ticket to Mars and we are now going to start a family there and reign over the planet. I can’t believe he loves me that much. What a king!

Oh, I’m sorry, aren’t we all talking about our sweet, crazy rich boyfriends? The love of my life arranged all these Mars transfers in a single call. He’s super friends with Elon Musk so we easily got our ship for this. We’re actually planning our housewarming and are looking to invite our friends and family soon. What a lucky queen I am.