True Stories On The Internet That Absolutely Happened, 100% No Doubt [Blink]

Siri is definitely the best online cupid of all. Except I just tried this with my phone and somehow, it didn’t work the same on my end. Does anybody know what I’m doing wrong? I even tried it with multiple contacts to be sure. Now I’m curious how the story went on.

This begs me the question, did the guy buy that story of Siri messaging him? Did he ask him out or did she set the date this Thursday, 8 pm? I’m not sure if the sus part is the validity of the story itself or her flirting style that involves pointing the finger to cupid Siri. Either way, it would be a good love story to tell their kids.