True Stories On The Internet That Absolutely Happened, 100% No Doubt [Blink]

Good job, Rob. You are totally very fast. Where is the lie? Oh, probably the shortcut you took a few minutes into the run? Or, hey, did you take a cab on your way? Either way, good job for running towards your goals! I can barely get out of my couch, so there’s that. Go break a leg, The Flash.

But the real question is, did somebody contact the Guinness world record already? This talent, right here, deserves public acknowledgment. He will surely have a bright future in the Olympics. Whoever this is just casually beat the world record of 12 minutes during his training! So if this is anywhere close to the truth, I mean, why isn’t he signed up yet?