True Stories On The Internet That Absolutely Happened, 100% No Doubt [Blink]

This is totally a satisfying burn, I kind of wish it was true. Still A for effort, though. He could’ve just told her he left his wallet or went to the comfort room to sneak out. But hey, you do you. Especially when the entire story’s not true, Xula. Sorry about the free meal, though, which is likely the only accurate part of the story.

We all want to get back to whoever wronged us, especially when the person got our heartbroken and ego crushed. When that’s not possible, we end up daydreaming and visualizing the things we would do if we can. For this fella, he chose an elaborate ploy to make the girl pay and posted the cool story on the internet. Unfortunately, we all know this chess game never have happened.