Pretty Little L-eye-ars
See what I did there? These eyes are obviously natural, what is this guy even saying? After a terrible childhood accident, well at least the girl now has a perfect set of blue anime eyes that both pop out. Nothing big. And she definitely doesn’t appreciate people telling her otherwise. They even match her pink and blonde e-girl hair, c’mon!
Can you imagine how hard it is to live every day with that perfect set of eyes? No one on the internet ever believes you that they’re real. You’re always accused of editing your pictures, especially the eye areas. But you could swear that’s just who you are. I just wish I knew what kind of surgery transforms your eyes into 3D so I can clarify to everyone how this is 100% real.