True Stories On The Internet That Absolutely Happened, 100% No Doubt [Blink]

It’s not every day that a psychologist walks into a class and asks such a question. I mean he’s not wrong about heartbreak being unbearable but did he also happen to catch a bullet in real life? Did the author get all the likes he needed for the cool story? Did the entire classroom clap?

I mean, you don’t really think a licensed psychologist would go ahead and give kids any idea about getting shot as opposed to being heartbroken. Clearly, he has never had a bullet pierce through him. He may have had his heart broken which is an undeniable pain, but if I have to choose between either, I’d always take the broken heart. Cue, “Shot to the heart and you’re to blame. You give love a bad name!”