True Stories On The Internet That Absolutely Happened, 100% No Doubt [Blink]

Move over, Husain Bolt. Whoever told you that you’re the fastest man alive obviously didn’t see this commenter run a 100m. If only everyone gets the fair chance to be seen at the Olympics and snatch the world record… Oh wait, we do. It’s called registration and we’re free to sign up online anytime.

But it seems like we won’t be seeing the commenter anytime on the Olympics soon. Kudos to him, though, for doing the research. The 9.36 is actually quite close to the current 9.58-seconds record. So, what he said would seem possible. How exciting would it be to see him come out and try to snatch the record from Bolt himself?