16. It’s the Size That Matters
The mantra “everything’s bigger” isn’t just a boast; it’s practically a state law. Here, the size of the state is matched only by the enormity of… well, everything else. Steaks are so large they come with a side of GPS to navigate your way around the plate. Trucks are built to make a monster truck look like a toddler’s toy car.

Hats are so wide-brimmed they require their own zip code. And let’s not forget the egos, inflated to match the vast Texan skies. This isn’t hyperbole; it’s just a Tuesday in Texas. The comedic gold isn’t in the exaggeration but in the stark reality that in Texas, “go big or go home” is less an encouragement and more a simple observation of everyday life.
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