10. It’s a Feature, Not a Bug
Every Texan encountered seems to be cut from the same cloth: loud, obnoxious, and bursting at the seams with opinions so firmly held, they could anchor a ship in a storm. Their presence fills a room, not just with sound but with a certain undeniable energy that’s as hard to ignore as it is to forget.

They’re as subtle as a fireworks display in a library, with personalities that ricochet off the walls. And yet, paradoxically, these very individuals, as boisterous as they come, rank among the nicest, friendliest, and most genuinely helpful people you could hope to meet. It’s as if their grandiose expressions and unwavering stances are simply the wrapping paper for hearts as big and warm as the Texas sun.