8. To Heck With You, and Have a Great Day! 🙂
Texans present a paradox wrapped in a cowboy hat: the most helpful jerks one could ever have the pleasure—or perplexity—of encountering. This unique breed of hospitality marries unsolicited advice with a wide grin and a pat on the back that feels simultaneously like a welcome and a warning.
In Texas, assistance comes with the sharp edge of a ‘bless your heart,’ delivered so charmingly one might momentarily forget they’ve just been insulted. It’s a place where directions are provided with a side of sass, and help is as abundant as the state’s oil reserves, albeit drilled with a bit more tact.
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