37. Loving Our Way of Life
In Texas, the unwritten rule seems to be “Live the Texan Way or Hit the Highway.” This ethos, as staunch as the state’s love for brisket, sets a clear expectation: assimilation is key. The humor in this blunt proclamation lies not in its exclusivity but in its matter-of-factness, akin to being informed that shoes are required for service—it’s just how things are done.
If you choose to make Texas your home, you’re tacitly signing up for a lifestyle that’s as distinct as a cowboy silhouette against a sunset. It’s a package deal, where state pride and a certain way of life are as inseparable as Texas from its history. For those not ready to embrace such terms, it’s their loss, missing out on the full, rich experience of being a Texan by choice.