#44: Save the Silverware
Pay attention to this story if you’ve ever hated the effort it takes to butter corn with a knife. We’re kidding. This story is actually really gross. The person who posted this didn’t specify who in their family did this, but it’s blasphemy. Someone at the Thanksgiving dinner table picked up an entire stick of butter with their bare hands.
It gets worse. This person then proceeded to slather their ear of corn with the entire stick of butter. No wrapper, no knife. Just straight skin-on-butter. We REALLY hope this person didn’t return the butter to the communal butter dish. Something about dairy makes this affront extra atrocious. Use a knife when in polite company!
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