Flight Attendants Share Eye-Opening Stories and Facts About Air Travel

Here’s something a little different—instead of coming from a flight attendant, this post is coming from someone who works in security. I thought this one was hilarious because I can totally imagine someone standing there day after day, watching hundreds and thousands and tens of thousands of people go past, and finding time to hone their bon mots.

After all, I bet in that kind of job, you say the same phrases to people about a million times. You’ve got loads of chances to figure out the best wording to be most efficient or most clear… or, if that’s the kind of thing that matters to you, what’s the most funny.