#2: Deer or Dear?
This poor girl had the weirdest experience with her sleepwalking boyfriend. One night, she was rudely woken up by her boyfriend gently putting his fingers in her mouth. Uh…what?! It wasn’t aggressive or anything, just weird. She tried moving out of the way and eventually got so frustrated that she snapped at him to cut it out.

The boyfriend was then startled awake and had no idea what was going on. Instead of saying sorry for his weird behavior, he got upset that she woke him up from the lovely dream he was having about feeding a deer. That explains so much. Good thing she was already in love with him because under different circumstances, that could have been super awkward.