#38: A Different Man
It’s always hilarious when a sleeptalker says something that they would never, ever say while awake. This woman was newly married to her husband when she had a weird but hilarious sleeptalking encounter with him. The room they were sleeping in was really hot, and she heard her husband mumble something. She didn’t catch what he said, so she asked him to repeat it.
In response, her husband got up, threw open the window, and said, “Air flow, b****!” This was shocking because he never uses the b-word or any other kind of rude name to talk about women. Thankfully, our storyteller took this in stride and thought it was hilarious. She knew he didn’t mean it and would never say such a thing to her in real life!