#14: They’re Coming
Some sleep talkers say things with such a sense of urgency that it must seem like an emergency in their minds. This guy is a self-admitted sleeptalker, and he’s heard some pretty wild stories from his wife about the things he says. One night, he sat bolt upright in bed and told her, “They’re coming. Everything’s ready.”
This sounds pretty ominous if you ask me! Thankfully, his wife is a seasoned professional when it comes to his sleeptalking episodes. Half-asleep, she confirmed that “everything” was ready and replied, “Sounds like we’re okay then.” This response pacified our storyteller, and he was able to go back to sleep soon afterward. All’s well that ends well.