People Share the Weird Things Their Partners Have Said and Done in Their Sleep

Sometimes sleeptalkers get physical, and their partners have to pay the price. This poor guy got kicked in the shin by his wife one night through no fault of his own. On that fateful night, he noticed that his wife was mumbling more than usual in her sleep. That put him on high alert, and his ears perked up to see if he could get an idea of what she was dreaming about. 

Out of nowhere, his wife interrupts her mumbling to shout, “Donkey kick!” at full volume. Before this guy could wonder what a donkey kick was, she started kicking him in the shin! Mystery solved. He didn’t go on to explain if his wife woke up after this, but it’s pretty funny to think about her kicking him and then rolling over, still asleep and none the wiser.