#4: You Rock
Most of us can agree that small talk is the worst. Now, imagine awkward small talk carrying over to your sleeping life! This guy’s girlfriend talks in her sleep a lot, and it’s pretty hilarious. One night, she sat up in bed, turned to him, and said, “Did you find your rocks?”

Bewildered by this line of questioning, he asked her what she was talking about. Exasperated, she sleep-responded that she was just trying to make conversation. Is it too much to ask to keep the conversation going? Sheesh. She immediately went back to sleep and had no recollection of the small talk incident in the morning.