#13: The Person Coughing on Public Transportation
You always see the worst kind of people on public transportation, and here is the starter pack to prove it. Because nothing says “community bonding” quite like spreading germs to your fellow commuters. Step one: choose a crowded bus or train during peak hours. Next, ensure that you’ve perfected your coughing technique—loud, obnoxious, and preferably without covering your mouth.
Make sure to include occasional dramatic hacking sounds for added effect. Remember, personal hygiene is for the weak! Bonus points if you sneeze without bothering to use a tissue or your elbow. Finally, bask in the discomfort and horror of those around you as they desperately try to create a safe radius of personal space.