#28: Driving Somewhere When You’re Already Late
Ah, the ever-charming “driving somewhere when you’re already running late” starter pack. It’s an absolute must-have for those seeking an adrenaline-fueled adventure mixed with a dash of anxiety. The pack includes a beautifully tangled assortment of red traffic lights, an endless queue of slow-moving vehicles, and of course, the heart-stopping sensation of merging into a never-ending construction zone.
You’ll also get a complimentary side of unexpected detours and road closures, just to keep you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride, except you’re strapped to a steering wheel and desperately praying for the laws of physics to bend in your favor. So, buckle up and get ready for a wild journey that’ll have you questioning every life decision you’ve ever made.