#27: The Six-Year-Old Kid at a Restaurant
Next up, introducing the Six-Year-Old Kid at a Restaurant starter pack, because dining out should be an adventure for everyone involved! Brace yourself for an immersive experience filled with nasal symphonies as the little one’s constant running nose provides the soundtrack. Witness the wiping of said nose on sleeves, a convenient alternative to tissues, because who needs hygiene when you have fashion-forward boogers?
Prepare for the mesmerizing sight of heavy mouth breathing, as if the act of eating requires an Olympic-level display of respiration. And when it comes to ordering, be prepared for the groundbreaking selection of mac and cheese, because culinary exploration is highly overrated. Finally, delight in the dulcet tones of Paw Patrol on full volume, ensuring that the entire restaurant shares in the joy of animated adventures.