#2: The Upstairs Neighbors
Next up, we have the uproariously accurate Upstairs Neighbor Starter Pack. Step into the world of endless amusement with these essential items. First up, we have the fashionable brick slippers, because who needs peace and quiet when you can have the rustic charm of stomp-induced earthquakes? We also have the melodic symphony of constant drilling, keeping you on your toes and your sanity hanging by a thread.
And the starter pack isn’t complete with the kids, running around like Olympic sprinters, accompanied by the delightful chorus of non-stop yelling. Last but not least, the crown jewel—the never-ending sound of furniture being rearranged, because who needs tranquility when you can have the constant reminder that someone is living their best chaotic life above you?