#38: Going to Disneyland
Introducing the “Going to Disneyland on a Saturday” starter pack, because what better way to experience the magic than amidst hordes of people and endless queues? Brace yourself for an adventure filled with frustration and crowds. Witness the dedicated early risers, armed with their oversized backpacks and carefully planned itineraries, ready to conquer the day. Marvel at the never-ending lines, where the wait for your favorite attractions seems longer than a Shakespearean play.
Prepare for the delightful aroma of churros and popcorn mixed with the scent of sweaty bodies, creating a unique olfactory experience. Observe the dance of strollers weaving through the masses like Mario Kart on steroids. And let’s not forget the exhilarating task of finding a spot for the parade or fireworks, where you’ll compete with a sea of selfie sticks and children on shoulders. So, embrace the chaos, grab your Mickey ears, and prepare for a Saturday at Disneyland that will leave you questioning the meaning of the “happiest place on Earth.”