#4: Watching a Movie at Home
Ah, the marvels of modern cinema! Who needs to hear those pesky character conversations anyway? It’s a well-known fact that dialogue is overrated in movies. Why bother listening to what the characters are saying when you can strain your ears to catch every whisper amidst the thunderous cacophony of explosive sounds and booming music?
It’s pure genius, really. Who needs a coherent plot when you can be assaulted by deafening decibels? The delicate balance of eardrum-shattering explosions and barely audible dialogue is a masterstroke of artistic incompetence. Hats off to the sound designers for keeping us on our toes and making sure we never miss a single explosion but can’t make out a single word. It’s the ultimate cinematic experience.