#49 DoorDash Conspiracy Theory
Ok, guys, I think I finally figured it out. What if delivery workers are secretly trapping their customers in a relationship before they even realize it? They are always sending you these flirty and romantic messages; what if they all think all it takes is delivering some Mexican food, and BAM, they have a girlfriend? It sounds crazy, but men have done worse things in history.
Putting all the comical conspiracy theories aside, we need to cut delivery workers some slack. They probably have hundreds of customer numbers on their phones and can unintentionally mix things up. I have a total of 3 friends and often text the wrong person, so I can’t even imagine what it must be like to have infinite strangers’ numbers on my phone.