#16 Thanks for the Heartbreak
A moment of silence for this fallen soldier! Poor guy just wanted to make up with his girlfriend, but boy, did she have other plans! It always surprises me how quickly some people can move on. I hope this guy at least ordered himself some food after this fiasco, there truly is no better cure for a broken heart than burgers and fries.
If you’re ever feeling bad about your romantic life, just remember this guy spent almost fifty dollars to be told that his girl had another man; but let’s not be too hasty to judge the lady. Maybe our heartbroken hero was not such a nice guy after all! You never know what’s really going on between couples. Regardless, I do hope he learned his lesson and thinks twice before making grand gestures like this.