#39 Leave Something for the Rest of Us
Aaaannd, BOOM, we’re back in crazy town. “This text conversation is related to a DoorDash order” BAM bikini whitey tighties, scarf, and sunglasses at night. This is the most bizarre order I’ve ever seen, which is tough to do. Whatever happened to ”hey, your food has arrived”? Why do humans feel the need to come up with something crazier every day? We’ll never know.
I’m pretty sure that’s not what this person ordered. Even though this is a very, and I mean very, creepy text, you need to admit it takes a certain level of courage and nerve to send a stranger this photo. Again, best case scenario is it’s a horrible mixup, but I seriously doubt it. This is the pose of a man who knows what he wants!