#15 Sharing is Caring
Did you ever wonder if all delivery workers take a bite from their orders? The temptation is just enormous, you have to assume that’s the case, right? All I know is that I wouldn’t blame them – I mean, look at this fried chicken! Only looking at it makes me want to eat it. Next time you think your delivery guy took a piece of your food, cut them some slack; they’re only human!
I’m not condoning delivery guys stealing food from customers, but if you’re going to do it, at least have the decency to keep me out of it! Let me continue to live my life without the awareness that I was robbed of the pleasure of enjoying more fried chicken. Life is hard as it is; let’s keep fried chicken tenders out of it!