#27 “I Don’t Want To Die Here”
Do you think this person might have anxiety? We can’t help but read this in the voice of Morty (you know, from Rick and Morty) “OH MAN, OH GEEZ, CAN YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?” This delivery guy is absolutely losing his mind over climbing some stairs! We can’t imagine the everyday anxieties this tortured soul must endure on a daily basis.
“DELIVERED” he did it, guys. We didn’t think he could for a moment there. There were tears and sweat everywhere as he approached the building, ready and willing to die for the sake of food service. The all-caps the ENTIRE TIME really amps up the drama here! Am I the only one who would watch a movie based solely on this text message, or are you guys sane people with normal taste in movie genres?