A Woodchuck Would Chuck
Ah, the age-old question: how much wood would a woodchuck Chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It’s a question that you love to ask once you reach about seven years old, not because you care at all about the answer but because you’re proud of yourself for having learned the tongue twister.
If I’m honest, I’m not entirely sure what a woodchuck is. Is it like a gopher? Well, on the off-chance that you are someone who actually wants to know the answer to that question and isn’t just asking it because it’s fun to say, now you know! The answer is “probably very little.” Bit of a letdown, really.