Keep It Simple
Here’s a use for this chatbot technology that I would never have thought of: asking it to take a piece of text and simplify it into modern English. There are a lot of reasons that you might read something that was written at a different time when writing conventions were different, and you might appreciate the help in understanding it.

I hope this doesn’t catch on too much, though. I have a sudden dreadful vision of the future where instead of performing Shakespeare in its original early modern English, we get bland simplifications done by computers. If that day ever comes, I’m moving into the mountains and never coming down, because that will be the beginning of the end of the human race.