#22: Don’t Touch the Bidet
The older you get in life, the more you realize that just because some people might have the education to back themselves up, they aren’t always the sharpest tool in the shed. Sure, having an education is extremely important and a great privilege, but knowing how to handle everyday situations is arguably just as important.
Considering that bidets aren’t necessarily the most common household item, it makes sense that some people might not know what they are. However, we assume that most people don’t go spraying things they don’t recognize into their own faces… Let’s hope no one ever got too close to this bidet and that it was clean as a whistle.