#32: Trees Don’t Move
There are a lot of warning signs out there we don’t necessarily understand or can’t seem to decipher. This is one of those signs. Why do we need to be warned that trees don’t move? Maybe people have slammed into the trees while driving or skiing, and so this sign was put there to remind us that trees don’t move- and we should take caution?
Also, we know trees don’t move. They’re trees. This isn’t The Lord of the Rings where trees talk, move, and have feelings. If this was a Lord of the Rings situation, we’d need a warning that the trees move. But why do we need a warning that trees don’t move? We’ll never be able to make sense of this sign.
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