Bird Seed Pick-Up
We have no idea what the context for this text exchange was, but it’s utterly hilarious. We’re assuming that someone sent this text to the wrong number. That wrong number just happened to belong to an on-duty cop. This is doubly unfortunate because they were trying to arrange an illegal pick-up. Whoops.
They must have had a heart attack when they opened their messages to see a selfie of a cop with the message, “Yeah, I’m on my way” underneath it. Our palms are sweaty just looking at this screenshot. In desperation, the mystery person on the other end responded that he meant to type “birdseed” instead. Riiiight. We’re not sure if this attempt at a cover-up worked, but we give them props for trying.