Spoof-tacular Date
Spoofs are always fun. I have several shirts like that. Mine says “Fifty Shades Dorker” from the book. Looks like this guy decided to go to his date with a Nike spoof sweater. Not just any play on words, either. That looks like a very particular request. I hope his date had a good sense of humor and didn’t think his sweater was too straightforward.
Now their kid can know the exact date they were conceived if they were born nine months later. They’d just need to look through the family album and find this picture. They might want to put a little warning on the album cover, though. I wouldn’t want to be the one to explain “Just do me” to my kid or give the birds and the bees talk earlier than necessary.