Crystal Ball
Did you know that over a quarter of all Americans believe in psychics and fortune-telling? Obviously, there’s no science to prove that any of these mystical abilities are real, but that doesn’t stop some people from having a firm belief in them. However, you don’t need a psychic to know this was a bad decision.

I hope that the boss was in on the joke, or else that would’ve been quite a challenging thing to explain in the morning. “Hi, boss; sorry about last night. Yes – I was trying to read the future by using your head as a crystal ball. But it was all in good faith!”