They just don’t get Halloween
Dude, we’re totally on your side. Whenever we get an invitation to a Halloween party, we always assume that it’s going to be a costume party. Why send invitations to a Halloween party if all you’re going to do is sit around, sip on wine, and nibble on cheese?
It’s party hosts like these that take the fun out of Halloween. The holiday used to be about scaring the bejesus out of people. Now, they’re turning it into some sort of adult event where people talk about their lives, investments, and problems raising their children? We listen to that every day! Make Halloween great again!
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