My Own Worst Enemy
How bad was your younger self? What exactly did they do that keeps you from getting what you want now? Are there stories still being told? They must be legendary if the last you are messing up your game in the present. Are they embarrassing stories? Do you want to share them? If so, could you not do it in the form of a playlist?
Does anyone just write simple text messages or make phone calls? One more suggestion, have you considered the possibility that maybe the present version of you may be to blame for why you can’t get women? It’s just a thought. It can’t all be your younger self’s fault. He isn’t around anymore, is he?