Charles Manson
”My dad told me this story. One time he was dating this girl, and she wanted him to come and meet her family. So they drive, and they drive into the middle of nowhere. She gets out of the car and says one minute. Some random guy comes out of the woods and starts to roll around on the hood of his car, takes a cigarette, and then eats it.”
”My dad throws the car in reverse and bails. It turns out she meant the Manson family. It’s crazy to think my dad could’ve been part of the Manson Family! When he told me that story, I couldn’t stop thinking how all of our lives could have turned out if he didn’t get scared and decided to hang out with those weirdos instead. Needless to say, thank God my dad gets scared easily!”