Best Nation in the Country
MURICA! Best country in the world! They hate us because they ain’t us! Freedom, freedom, 4th of July, Thomas Jefferson and macaroni and cheese! We’re the best country in the world, despite our failing infrastructure, poor healthcare system, laughable quality of education, and the use of the imperial measurement system.
We’re courageous enough to admit our pitfalls, but we’ll never, ever admit that we’re number two to anyone else. Our country is the best in the entire nation, which includes Hawaii and Alaska! That’s why extraterrestrial aliens only come to blow up the White House! They’ve never visited Buckingham Palace, as far as we know.
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